ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MiantaoriMC Network

    MiantaoriMC Network

    Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Master Realm

    Master Realm

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5926 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MissionPrison

    MissionPrison

    MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Maritime Survival

    Maritime Survival

    Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9783 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • 3b3t

    3b3t

    Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • craft2style

    craft2style

    =====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Star Shards Collected: 221
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Endless Legions Commanded: 38

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SkyHikerMC

    SkyHikerMC

    𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

    – Survival [1.18+]

    – Four [1.12+]

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Paragraph

    Paragraph

    Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SkyLife

    SkyLife

    Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 196
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MineCrafty Server

    MineCrafty Server

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6802 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • AMinecraft

    AMinecraft

    AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • The Celestial Expanse

    The Celestial Expanse

    The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Rodion Network

    Rodion Network

    RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MassCraft

    MassCraft

    MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • HOMIE SMP

    HOMIE SMP

    [1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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