ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Star Shards Collected:	92	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Crops Grown:	7790	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7055	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.