ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Alien Abductions:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	9016
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Animals Bred:	157
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Void Gems Collected:	31
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Star Shards Collected:	79

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Towns Built:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3249	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Items Found:	4971

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mines Excavated:	4397
Potions Brewed:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.