ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Towns Built:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	5788	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Star Shards Collected:	52	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8055	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	712
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Void Gems Collected:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9447	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.