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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8883 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
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