ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

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New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Enchanted Betrayal 1.20.6

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. It’s so lit, it betrays the EN fanbase. I mean, who even does that? But that’s what makes it so epic, you know? Like, you gotta be there to witness the madness. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man. One minute you’re mining diamonds, the next you’re betraying your own fanbase. It’s wild, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just hop on and experience the craziness for yourself. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Just do it, bro. You won’t be disappointed.

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CafeClosure Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a cafe manager on the verge of closing down! Join us for a unique experience filled with surprises and unexpected twists.
Picture this: you and your friends log on to the server, ready for a fun day of building and exploring. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cafe in the virtual world. Excited, you walk in, only to find no one behind the counter. But don’t worry, that’s just the beginning of the adventure!

As you try to order some virtual treats, the cafe manager starts acting all mysterious and defensive. You ask for the prices, but he refuses to give you a straight answer. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, he suddenly throws virtual money at you and yells, “YOU’RE THE REASON WHY CAFES CLOSE!”

But hey, that’s just the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server. Who needs a boring old menu when you can have a chaotic cafe experience like this? So come join us and see what other insane antics await you. Just remember, always question the prices and watch out for flying virtual bills!

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NoRoomForDrama

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Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries and keeps your virtual space tidy? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of privacy and peace, unlike some friends who can’t seem to keep things in order (looking at you, Megan).
Join our server and never worry about strangers invading your virtual home to film questionable content without your consent. We promise to keep your space clean and organized, free from any unwanted surprises.

Don’t let your friends turn your Minecraft world upside down. Join our server and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience where your boundaries are always respected. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a messy house-sitter like Megan!

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SMP: 69SecondsOfFun

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this train. So like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like. We got a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And like, the perfect length of time for sex on this server? Bro, it’s like, infinity. You’ll be mining and crafting for days on end, never wanting to leave. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a noob.

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KremlinCraft: Putin’s Rise

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of a Russian asset who somehow became the head of a global superpower!
Join us as we navigate through the hilarious chaos of political intrigue, secret spy missions, and unexpected alliances. Will you be able to uncover the truth behind this bizarre turn of events and save the world from utter chaos? Or will you just sit back and watch as the madness unfolds?

With custom plugins, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world!

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BlockCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we push allies to block ukrainian UN text that condemns russia! why? because we are all about chaos and drama, just like a real life soap opera but in blocky pixel form! you can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold as we navigate through international politics and alliances in the most ridiculous way possible. join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers!

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UkraineCraft: Mineral Madness

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hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, it’s like taming a wild ocelot with just a fish, it’s like building a castle in the sky with no wings, it’s like…ok u get it, dis server is lit af.
why should u join? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly, we got creepers that dance to dubstep, we got villagers that sell u enchanted golden carrots for dirt cheap, we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plays poker with endermen, we got a nether portal that leads to a disco party with the wither boss as the DJ.

oh and did i mention we got a mod that turns all the sheep into unicorns? yea, u heard me right, UNICORNS. so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Algae Attack: Eukaryote Predation

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come join our epic minecraft server where the algae are rising and eukaryotes are out for revenge in the benthos of the Neoproterozoic era!
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a group of eukaryotes decided they were tired of being the underdogs in the benthos. so they teamed up with the rising algae and started a revolution! now, the benthos is a chaotic battleground where anything can happen.

want to be a part of this crazy adventure? then join our server and start your journey to becoming the ultimate eukaryote warrior! who knows, you might even become the ruler of the benthos and lead your army to victory against the algae overlords.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

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Krutoichel1337 server minecraft

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Application for the Weutalist – https://discord.gg/wfkxvk48YC

KrutoiChel1337.aternos.me:27625

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SmartieSMP

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Minecraft Survival SMP Server

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.

Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.

What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

If you’re looking for a laid-back but active SMP community where you can enjoy the game at your own pace, this is the perfect place for you.

How to Join:

[ Discord LINK ]

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods or plugins on the server?	No, the server provides an authentic vanilla Minecraft experience without any modifications.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts regular events to keep players engaged and entertained.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed, but the primary focus is on survival and community building.
How often does the server reset?	The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

The Enchanted Tome 1.20.6

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Lol, who needs books when you can join this cray cray Minecraft server!
We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and chickens that lay diamond eggs!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can ride on a llama while battling zombie villagers with enchanted pickaxes!

Forget reading, come join the madness and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

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CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say hi to your friend’s boyfriend without causing drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for outrageous encounters and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality. Who knows, you might even run into your friend’s boyfriend while shopping at the virtual Mall! So come on, join us and let’s see what crazy adventures await!

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SpringBreakRageQuit

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Are you tired of ungrateful kids who won’t even help their own brother take a leak? Then join our Minecraft server, where we promise to instill a sense of responsibility in even the most spoiled of players!
Our server is like no other, where you can earn your way to a spring break vacation by doing hard labor in-game. That’s right, no more free rides – you want that trip to Hawaii? Better start mining for diamonds and building epic structures!

Join now and experience the thrill of earning your rewards, just like Jeremy will have to earn his spring break trip by detailing cars and running errands. Who knew Minecraft could teach such valuable life lessons?

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SnakeoilSurprise Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. We have famous celebrities like Kim Kardashian selling enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers for only 100 diamonds. And guess what? Elon Musk is here too, trying to sell us rocket-powered minecarts that can take you to the Nether in 0.69 seconds. It’s absolute madness, but it’s so much fun!
Join our server for a wild ride of ridiculousness and chaos. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by Steve from Minecraft himself. Or maybe you’ll witness a llama riding contest between PewDiePie and MrBeast. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s create some epic memories together. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. See you there, fellow blockheads!

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SoulfulCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make your soul sing? Well, look no further because our server will have you belting out tunes like a Minecraft rockstar! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft musical. So come on, join us and let your soul be touched in ways you never thought possible!

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