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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9037 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 9348 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our genesis block is so tough, it once defeated a horde of creepers with its bare hands. And don’t even get me started on that paper – it’s rumored to have magical powers that can turn you into a diamond-clad warrior in seconds.
Join our server if you dare to face challenges like no other, such as fighting off a gang of zombie villagers who have a taste for fine wine and cheese. Or try your luck at taming a herd of wild pigs who are convinced they are actually unicorns in disguise.
But beware, our community is filled with pranksters who will stop at nothing to turn your majestic castle into a giant toilet made out of obsidian. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
