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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4071 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our genesis block is so tough, it once defeated a horde of creepers with its bare hands. And don’t even get me started on that paper – it’s rumored to have magical powers that can turn you into a diamond-clad warrior in seconds.
Join our server if you dare to face challenges like no other, such as fighting off a gang of zombie villagers who have a taste for fine wine and cheese. Or try your luck at taming a herd of wild pigs who are convinced they are actually unicorns in disguise.
But beware, our community is filled with pranksters who will stop at nothing to turn your majestic castle into a giant toilet made out of obsidian. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
