ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

25 yr old, autist, Christ, damn it, durrrr, easy sex, GOD, Jesus, KHV, long trail tags, Normie, option, Pain, reclusive life, shitaly, ShitalyCraft, shut the fuck up, suffer, Suffering, tags

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	935	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Farms Harvested:	792	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5484	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	74	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Items Found:	4706
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	9575	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org