Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Animals Bred:	136	Enchantments Applied:	256
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Runes Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchantments Applied:	92	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2434	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3623	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	68	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	166
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8298
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4727	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2069	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	4598	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	631306	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

play.minecraft.country