Shit Show Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so epic that even the pixels in each frame have more effort put into them than the last ten years of blockbuster movies! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community crazier than a herd of exploding creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1542	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	5

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	New Chunks Explored:	677187
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3595	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crops Grown:	4319	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4397
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Items Found:	7254
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	680751
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Votes:	8365

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	65

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	8

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com