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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7432 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living in this shithole is actually the best decision you’ll ever make! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!
2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!
3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?
