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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1894 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3457 |
Magic Items Found: | 7423 | Animals Bred: | 80 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 139 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride of latinx and pajeets flinging virtual poop at each other 24/7! Forget about building pretty houses and farms, here you’ll be too busy dodging flying feces and trying to survive the insanity.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground factions plotting against each other, epic battles for control of the server, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have this level of mayhem?
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world of madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to get messy and have a sense of humor as we navigate through the craziness together.