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MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	591
Mines Excavated:	3766	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ForgetMeNotCraft

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The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! It was a wild ride, but don’t worry, our friendly staff members were there to help you fend them off with enchanted golden carrots. Join us for more epic adventures and unforgettable moments – just watch out for those sneaky bunnies!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PagerPals Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
New Chunks Explored:	159455	Runes Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyUkrainians

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so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Corpse Detection System

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Shadow garden SMP

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Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

Achievements, alliances, Boss Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, GATES, Laughter, Loot, Minigames, pearly, progress, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Side, Skill Progression, smp, Survival, Valhalla

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	184
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Enchantments Applied:	246
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

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Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Zombie Dances:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Animals Bred:	55	Astral Projections Made:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	5384	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Star Shards Collected:	278	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mines Excavated:	3844	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Emeralds Found:	1014

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	165

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1