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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4494 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Crops Grown: | 1860 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 9641 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!