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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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