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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Enchantments Applied: 261 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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