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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Falling into the Void: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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