Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 418
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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