Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Animals Bred: 154 Star Shards Collected: 58
Alien Abductions: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 6
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY