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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7720 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 178 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!
From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!
So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.
