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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3522 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
1. Our server is run by a group of dancing llamas who have mastered the art of twerking. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama shake it like there’s no tomorrow.
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to boogie down with zombies and skeletons on the dance floor.
3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking potato who gives out quest rewards in the form of french fries to a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored with these oddballs around.
4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe server lag).
So come join us and shake those holy boobers like your Minecraft life depends on it!
