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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1785 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1888 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1330 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Yo yo yo, listen up fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no spice or drama? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a shady industry that no one even knows about, it’s so underground you’ll need a shovel to find it!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. We’ve got secret alliances, backstabbing betrayals, and more plot twists than a soap opera on steroids.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, my friend.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). Let’s get crafting, baby!
