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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1818 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
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