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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6508 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 116 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 221 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
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