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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5792 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
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