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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3484 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 865 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
Build a castle taller than your ego, mine for diamonds shinier than your mom’s new boyfriend, and explore a world crazier than your conspiracy theories!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again!