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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8829 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. From explosive sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next.
And as for learning about sex? Well, let’s just say our server has a unique way of teaching players about the birds and the bees. You’ll never look at a Minecraft pig the same way again!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!