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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 386 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. From explosive sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next.
And as for learning about sex? Well, let’s just say our server has a unique way of teaching players about the birds and the bees. You’ll never look at a Minecraft pig the same way again!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!