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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1290 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7924 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 1260 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. From explosive sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next.
And as for learning about sex? Well, let’s just say our server has a unique way of teaching players about the birds and the bees. You’ll never look at a Minecraft pig the same way again!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!