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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 175 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. From explosive sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next.
And as for learning about sex? Well, let’s just say our server has a unique way of teaching players about the birds and the bees. You’ll never look at a Minecraft pig the same way again!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!