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Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	645
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	54	Divine Spears Created:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	83	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

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Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9803
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyJontronBros

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

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Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Towns Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	286	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Star Shards Collected:	238
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4