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SeriousCraft: Where we pretend to be serious but end up trolling each other anyway

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old views? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the most epic eclipse over the USA that will blow your mind! And forget about those lame black and white copies, we’ve got the real deal here. Join us for a once in a lifetime experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little blinded, but it’s totally worth it). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and witness the eclipse of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	8730	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic adventures in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more epic content updates than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to battle against the legendary 6* Sniper Fiammetta, who shoots flaming arrows faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. And don’t forget about the 6* Caster Passenger, who can summon a magical minecart to ride into battle!

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the 5* Supporter Quercus, who can summon a forest of angry trees to protect you from any hostile mobs? Or team up with the 5* Medic Whisperain, who can heal you faster than you can say “Notch”.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve even got a special event where you can get a Cardigan skin that will make you look so stylish, even the villagers will be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyCreeperz: Where the evidence always shows… in hilarious fashion!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your troubles behind, just like how this player left behind his girlfriend and special needs daughter (allegedly).

Our server is the perfect place to hide from the law and build your own virtual paradise. Who needs a girlfriend and a daughter when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together. Just make sure to keep your alibis straight and your pickaxes sharp!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	995	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cheater’s Paradise: The Sequel – Minecraft Isekai Life Ep. 2

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is about to introduce the most epic feature ever – Wolf Waifus! That’s right, soon you’ll be able to have your very own wolf waifu companion to help you on your adventures. Need someone to watch your back while you mine for diamonds? Wolf waifu’s got you covered. Want a cuddly friend to keep you warm at night? Wolf waifu’s got you there too.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the Diamond Unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? The Diamond Unicorn can make it happen. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft world with your trusty wolf waifu by your side.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1508	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Banter: The Land of Lols

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. Not to mention, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies who just want to cuddle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pakicraft: Where Minecraft meets the unexpected!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated Pakistan in all its blocky glory! Explore the majestic mountains, bustling cities, and lush forests of this virtual land. But be warned, creepers are known to roam the streets of Karachi and zombies have taken over Lahore!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a virtual camel through the deserts of Balochistan, or build your own floating palace in the skies above Islamabad. Want to see what the K2 mountain looks like up close? Just hop on our server and start climbing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Pakistan like never before – just watch out for those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at you while you’re trying to admire the view!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join a world filled with hilarious characters and outrageous adventures!

Join us on this server where you can team up with the legendary Lia “The Ashelia” who can build a castle out of diamonds in seconds! Or how about hanging out with Utatane Nasa, the master of falling asleep while mining for diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle against the fearsome Hakushika Iori, who can summon a herd of creepers with just a snap of her fingers? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore the depths of the Nether with Fujikura Uruka, who can ride a blaze like it’s a pony?

And don’t even get us started on the wild adventures you’ll have with Tenma Maemi, the queen of pranking other players by turning their houses into giant cakes! Or how about joining forces with Pipkin Pippa, the magical fairy who can make your inventory overflow with enchanted golden apples?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Creepers and Gatekeepers: Where Minecraft meets Baldur’s Gate rules – but with more explosions!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t have rules, we have suggestions. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Be our guest!

Join our server and embark on a quest to learn the rules of Baldur’s Gate 1 and 2…but with a twist! Instead of reading a boring manual, you’ll have to navigate through a maze filled with angry chickens, exploding creepers, and a dragon that only speaks in riddles. It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but in Minecraft form!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs rules when you have chaos?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Airborne Blockheads

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Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server features a special “fog” that will make your lungs hurt…in a good way! Imagine the thrill of exploring a world where every breath you take feels like a challenge. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who love to dance to disco music. Join them for a boogie and see if you can keep up with their killer moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast…literally! Just make sure you hold on tight and don’t let go, or you might end up in a million pieces.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your inhaler, because that fog isn’t messing around!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BoomerCraft: Where 2013 was 37 years ago and we still think creepers are scary

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 2013, where the world was a simpler place and Justin Bieber ruled the charts! Build your own Bieber-themed castle and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. But be careful, because the evil Time Police are on the prowl, trying to bring you back to the present day. Will you survive the ultimate throwback adventure? Join now and find out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JapanophobiaCraft: Fearlessly Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in fear of Japan taking over your country? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, Japan is actually a peaceful land filled with cute pandas and sushi-making villagers! Join us and experience a world where Japan is the friendliest place on earth, complete with cherry blossom trees and kawaii temples. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to the sushi gods, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear. Say goodbye to your Japanophobia and hello to a new world of fun and adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Animals Bred:	91
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EarGod’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than the god of ear server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the god of ear roams around, blessing players with the power to hear blocks being placed from miles away. Imagine the advantage in PvP battles when you can hear your opponent sneaking up on you from a mile away!

But that’s not all – on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time! And don’t even get me started on the pet dragons you can ride into battle. Who needs a horse when you can soar through the skies on a fire-breathing beast?

So come join us on the god of ear server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the craziness). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Animals Bred:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ParliamentCraft: Where even creepers fear to tread!

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Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server ever, where even the NPCs are out for blood! Our server is so wild, even the second guy in the middle of a speech is getting attacked – first Australia, now Georgia! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive the chaos. Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe the third guy in the middle of a speech will be the next target! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Yoko Taro’s Blocky Adventures – A Minecraft Server for Fans of Yoko Taro Games!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on the “Different Branch” Edition where we celebrate the works of the legendary Japanese game director, Yoko Taro, also known as Toko Taro, Yoko Yaro, or even Coco Taro (we like to keep it spicy).

We discuss everything from the mind-bending NieR/Drakengard/Voice of Cards games to the absolute cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE. And let’s not forget about our love for spanking – it’s a core part of our community, don’t ask questions.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive insider info like the NieR Rein Now EoS Last Story Chapter out NOW, NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 coming in 2024 (mark your calendars), and the SINoALICE Movie home release OUT NOW (grab your popcorn).

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Embrace the madness, dive into the Yokoverse Fanbook, and explore the depths of the Accord’s Library. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our coom material section (we won’t judge).

So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our mod team, they can be a bit strict). See you on the “Different Branch” Edition – it’s a world like no other.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lesbian BFFs & Manifesting Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll meet quirky characters, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find that special someone to share your blocky world with. Who knows, you might just stumble upon your soulmate while building a giant statue of a llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And who knows, maybe your lesbian BFF is just a /tp away!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Items Found:	5623	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Runes Activated:	8