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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3706 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Animals Bred: | 25 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!