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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4293 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!