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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8401 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!
