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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we believe changing your food choices can save the world!

Imagine a world where everyone eats like a Minecraft character, chomping on pixelated carrots and pork chops. If 56.9% of people switched to the planetary health diet, we could save 32.4% of global dietary emissions! That’s right, by eating like a blocky video game character, you can save the planet!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and help save the world, one pixelated pork chop at a time!

Strictly Prosperous Minecraft Server – Your only job is to NOT prosper.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Focus	Minecraft SMP with a focus on community building and collaboration
Community	Active and welcoming community with regular gaming events
Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is essential
Discord	All members must join the Discord server linked below

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	All members must join the Discord server and follow the instructions there for server access
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Absolutely, no hackers or griefers allowed. Respect for other players is essential to our community
What kind of projects are currently underway on the server?	We have major build projects happening all the time, and players are encouraged to collaborate and contribute
Is there a specific age requirement to join the server?	We welcome players of all ages, but maturity and respect for others is expected

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scrapping, theft, and leeching are not only allowed, but encouraged! In fact, they’re the only winning strategy!

We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.

While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.

So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!

CompileTimeCraze Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.

Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.

NoSleepMC Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

NiblingLoverCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with coffee-fueled mom gossip and outrageous family dynamics.

Picture this: a group of moms sipping coffee and discussing Reddit stories about widows and aunts. Things take a turn when one mom, let’s call her Olivia, brings up a story about a widow banning the aunt from seeing the kids. Cue the gasps and the drama!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and unexpected turns at every corner. Imagine setting examples about divorce and remarriage, making your SIL wish she was anywhere but there. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a mix of coffee-fueled drama, Reddit stories, and family dynamics gone haywire? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the wild ride. Just be prepared for some serious mom gossip and unexpected plot twists along the way. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

MoonKing Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

YuckyEatsCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server, where the only attacks you’ll face are from creepers and skeletons, not crazy russians! we promise no one will die, especially not innocent children. we have magical unicorns and flying pigs, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers! so leave the real world drama behind and come have some fun with us!

MoscowCraft Airport Chaos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is our brains by how much fun we’re having! we’ve got more action than a drone attack in moscow oblast, with crazy adventures and wild battles that will make your head spin faster than a propellor. flights at three airports? pfft, who needs ’em when you can fly around in our server and explore all the insane builds and creations our players have come up with. join us now and see why everyone is buzzing about our server – it’s the bomb!

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Astral Projections Made:	4

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Crops Grown:	9055	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	7073
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	3504
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6815
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

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PlanetEAT-Lancet: Reduce Gassy Gamers!

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Strictly Prosperous Minecraft Server – Your only job is to NOT prosper.

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Minecraft Server Overview

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CringeCraft Minecraft Server

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CompileTimeCraze Minecraft SMP

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NoSleepMC Server

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NiblingLoverCraft

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MoonKing Minecraft SMP

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YuckyEatsCraft

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KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

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MoscowCraft Airport Chaos

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Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	120	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	329946	Dragon Eggs Found:	2631
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	246	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Towns Built:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Farms Harvested:	886	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	135	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2