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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7243 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 |
we got llamas that can talk, pigs that can fly, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make bill gates look like a broke college student. u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds, my friend.
join us now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.