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CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	172
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a top hat. Trust us, this server is where dreams come true (as long as your dreams involve exploding sheep and talking trees). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Farms Harvested:	180	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes! Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are trained in martial arts and ready to kick some undead butt. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why waste your free time on anything else when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Brain Cells Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	8894
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	114	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

NoDecoNoProbMC

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Farms Harvested:	856	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	New Chunks Explored:	705117
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Ores Mined:	8238

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.