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BlockHoarding Minecraft Server

attachment, BlockHoarding, clutter, Collecting, decluttering, emotional connection, getting rid of old stuff, History, Hoarding, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, Minimalism, Nostalgia, organization, possessions, Robots, sentimental clutter, sentimental items, sentimental objects, sentimental possessions, sentimental value, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you a hoarder at heart? Do you have a soft spot for old stuff with a history? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is like a virtual museum of memories, where you can hoard all the pixelated treasures your heart desires.

Join us and become the ultimate collector, building your own virtual empire of nostalgia. From ancient relics to modern masterpieces, there’s no limit to what you can hoard in our pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about running out of space – our server is like a bottomless pit of storage, so you can keep hoarding to your heart’s content. So come on in and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hard drive space).

BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

beach etiquette, beach regulations, beach rules, BeachBumBarefoot, Beaches, body positivity, clothing optional, clothing-optional beaches, Cultural differences, freedom of expression, legal nudity, Minecraft, naturism, nudity, personal choice, public nudity, public spaces, smp, social acceptance, social boundaries, social norms, societal expectations, Sunbathing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ores Mined:	8478	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Items Found:	8759

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Potions Brewed:	151	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7579	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ores Mined:	3367
Void Armor Forged:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Alien Abductions:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!