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Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

Country, despise, DISAPPOINTING, disgraceful, DUMBEST, Failures, frustrating, hate, ignorant, incompetent, inept, infuriating, loathe, midwits, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, Region, Server, State, union, Unions, worst drivers, worst people

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ores Mined:	4202	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	4580
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

Minecraft, poppin, smp, We poppin Poppin Party Celebration Fun Excitement Music Dancing Nightlife Clubbing Socializing Friends Good times Entertainment High energy Festive Cheers Happy Vibes Turn up

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Runes Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

#youtube, 5 guys, controversy, criken, DATING, Drama, Entertainment, fleshtuber, gossip, guys, influencers, MariMari, Minecraft, Opinions, relationships, rumor, Server, social media, speculation, street talk, trending, viral, worth watching

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Votes:	1971	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Animals Bred:	168	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, Black, Cracker, derogatory, discrimination, height, hurtful, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitive, Master, Minecraft, no pussy, offensive, Pathetic, prejudice, racial slurs, racial tension, racism, Riddle, short, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	187	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com

🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

Anarchy, comfort, Communication, Development, donation, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Protection, PvP, Server, Stability, Survival, Thematic, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Holy Grails Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

►Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

pvp.landymine.ru:19132