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CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4136	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have the most insane and wild adventures waiting for you! And guess what? Eating pussy on our server actually GIVES you superpowers instead of throat cancer! That’s right, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time after a good ol’ pussy feast. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! 🎮💥 #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of reading mangas that just abruptly end, leaving you feeling betrayed and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those dreadful endings! Join us and relive those questionable Japanese cartoon moments with a community that understands your pain and confusion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.

And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!

MapleCraft: Eh? 🍁 Join the ‘Canada Thread’ Server for a Bootleg Adventure! 🎮 #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	627	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our pixelated Canadian girls reign supreme! Join us if you want to find the most beautiful and polite mobs in all of Minecraft. Our server is known for its abundance of maple syrup and hockey arenas where you can battle it out with your friends. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride polar bears through snow-covered forests and have epic Mountie vs Moose showdowns. So come on over, eh, and experience the true North strong and free in our Minecraft world!

MemeCraft World: ‘>be pajeet’ – Join the craze and mine with style! #lol #trendy #minecraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of being a pajeet getting shit on for using a mac? Well, on our server, we reward you with $10k just for complaining about it! Join the Jeet Bros, where we lift you up higher than you could ever imagine – literally, you’ll be kneeling in disbelief at the craziness that awaits you on our server. So come on over and experience the wild ride of a lifetime!

LMAOcraft – Large Indies Global! Join the fun now, noobs welcome 😆🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to our Dokiko Edition Minecraft server, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more! Why join our server, you ask? Well, large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This server is for the VIPs, no matter what language they stream in.

You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Numbers don’t lie, so come join the fun and madness on our server!

In this wacky world of Minecraft, you’ll meet vtubers like Shylily, Bao, BuffPup, and more battling it out for the top spot. We’ve even got non-English vtubers like KSPKSP, orkpod, and akamikarubi bringing the international flair to the server.

We’ve got Twitch Clips guides, VOD archival guides, and even the infamous Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun. Plus, don’t miss out on our Chuuba Birthday Calendar and official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the wild world of indie vtubers! Don’t miss out on the duck antics on Dashducks’ stream either. See you in the server, VIPs!

MineCraic Central – where we redefine what ‘IT’ games really mean! #nostalgia #gamersunite #uniquefun

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1677	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to dubstep music. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant flying pig swoops in and challenges you to a game of parkour!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by their fearless general, Colonel Featherbottom. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rid it of evil mobs in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

ExPELledFORTniteCraft – Join this crazy Minecraft server for non-stop fun! #expelledagain #minecraftmadness

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

So you know that one group of players who always seem to get banned from every Minecraft server because they’re just too wild and crazy? Well, guess what? They’ve found a new home on our server! Join us if you want to witness some truly epic and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant statues of themselves to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and join the chaos – because let’s be honest, where else are you going to find a community this unhinged and hilarious?

Digs ‘n Blocks: The Adventure Server for Archeologist Gamers! #TombRaiderLife 🔥💎

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3192	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	146

Join our Minecraft server to uncover the mysteries of the ancient tomb raider who was born in 1920 and is somehow still alive and kicking! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon his secret stash of diamond blocks and enchanted gear from his last raid in 1989. Legend has it that he retired because he found a rare artifact that granted him immortality, but who knows what other crazy stories you’ll uncover in our world! Come join us for an adventure like no other and see what treasures you can dig up!

PixelFlix: The Last Blockbuster Server – Anime Edition! #SciFiSnacks #MinecraftMania🕹️

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	201	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of searching for the last good science fiction anime? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest sci-fi fantasies! Join us and embark on epic quests to explore alien worlds, battle futuristic creatures, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Who needs anime when you can create your own action-packed adventures in Minecraft? So grab your space suit and laser blaster, because the galaxy is waiting for you!

SisterGothFetish: A trendy Minecraft server where boundaries get blurred and creepiness reaches a whole new level!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	2049	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of regular Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a little family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can roleplay as a brother who went goth and now has some strange new feelings for his goth sister. Watch as they navigate their forbidden attraction while building epic structures and battling mobs together. Join us for a truly unique and slightly disturbing Minecraft experience!