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FacepalmCraft Minecraft Server

Abnormal, Appearance, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, Expression, face, FacepalmCraft, facial features, Minecraft, odd, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, scrutiny, Server, shock, strange, Surprise, UNUSUAL, weird, WTF

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Potions Brewed:	75
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	237

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone’s face looks normal? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone’s face is completely messed up! From giant noses to eyeballs on their foreheads, you’ll never know what to expect when you log on.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and the title of Chicken Slayer.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the depths of the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your face twisted into unimaginable shapes along the way!

BakeCraft Minecraft Server

20-30, aunt, baby shower cake, Bakecraft, baking, baking set, baking tools, baking utensils, Borrow, brand, BROKE, brushes, Cake, Dishwasher, Minecraft, Replace, Server, spatulas, Tell, thrown away, utensils, WIBTA, wooden handles

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of baking utensils and the drama they can bring! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests to retrieve lost spatulas and brushes, all while battling against the evil Aunt who thinks wooden handles are the enemy.

Embark on a journey to reclaim your precious baking tools, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of why some utensils just can’t handle the heat. Will you be the hero who saves the day and bakes the ultimate baby shower cake, or will you succumb to the treacherous Aunt’s kitchen antics?

Join us now and experience the thrill of baking utensil drama like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and delicious at the same time?

PreggoSisNoHome

abortion, adoption, child care, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Family Support, financial responsibility, housing dilemma, parenting challenges, PreggoSisNoHome, pregnant teen, sibling relationships, teenage mistakes, teenage mother, teenage pregnancy, teenage struggles, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and arguments just like this insane family drama.

We’ve got everything you need – from pregnant teenage sisters looking for handouts to brothers trying to navigate the tricky waters of family responsibility. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the chaos firsthand?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, come join us! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but be prepared for some serious virtual fireworks. Join now and get ready to experience the craziest Minecraft server around!

CraftyGirlsMeetUp

activities, Bars, best places, Classes, clubs, coffee shops, Confidence, conversation starters, CraftyGirlsMeetUp, DATING, Events, gym, hobbies, meet girls, nightlife, online dating, parks, Parties, relationships, Singles, socializing

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Looking for a place to meet some blocky babes? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated princesses just waiting to be wooed by a daring miner like yourself. From the lush forests to the treacherous caves, there are plenty of opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and resource-gathering prowess.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are looking for love in all the wrong places. Will you be the hero they’ve been waiting for, or will you be too busy crafting diamond swords to notice their undead hearts?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks themselves. Who knows, you might just find love in a world made of cubes!

PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

broader conflict, Conflict, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., escalation, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range strikes, Military Action, military intervention, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, Peacekeeping, pentagon, PixelPentagon, Prohibited, russia, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have BANNED long-range strikes inside russia because we don’t want the war to become a broader conflict that extends beyond ukraine!!! like, who even does that in minecraft anyway?? we have epic battles, crazy builds, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. plus, our admin is a talking potato who gives out diamonds like candy. join us now before the llamas take over and turn everything into a giant potato farm!

LuxCraftMurderMystery

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Emeralds Found:	5891
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

lol so like, this server is so lit that even the dead wanna join in on the fun! we got six people who were like “nah, life is boring, let’s go play Minecraft instead” and they ended up dead in a luxury hotel in Bangkok. but don’t worry, our server ain’t that deadly (we think). come join us and see if you can survive longer than those poor souls. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play Minecraft in a fancy hotel, amirite? come join us for some killer fun (literally).

BoneCraftersUnited

adult human, anatomy, bone composition, bone count, bone depiction, bone structure, BoneCraftersUnited, bones, depiction, femur, human anatomy, human body, human bones, human skeleton, jawbone, Medical, physiology, skeletal anatomy, skeletal structure, skeletal system, skull

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Potions Brewed:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

yo, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have 206 bones scattered all over the place! why? because we’re quirky like that. find a skull and you might unlock a secret treasure chest full of diamonds. stumble upon a femur and you’ll be granted the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. who needs logic when you have bones, amirite? so come on down and bone up on some fun with us!

BabyBlockers: Forget-Me-Not

aging, association, BabyBlockers, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, fertility issues, ForgetMeNot, health, infertility, Medical research, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, pregnancy complications, pregnancy loss, recurrent pregnancy loss, reproductive health, Risk, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive health

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	242
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can build ur own empire, fight dragons, and ride unicorns!

but wait, there’s more! did u know that joining our server can actually improve ur memory and cognitive skills? that’s right, forget about dementia cuz this server will keep ur brain sharp and ready for anything!

not only that, but studies have shown that playing on our server can increase ur chances of having a successful pregnancy and avoiding infertility. so come on down and start building ur dream world while also improving ur health and fertility!

what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Chaos on Nexus: Where even the cows are rebellious in this semi-vanilla survival world!

build contests, Casual, Chaos, Community, Cows, creativity, discord community, dragon fight, Dynamic world, Events, Exploration, friendship, griefing rules, Group Adventures, launch date, new player, Nexus, rebellious, respectful gameplay, seasoned builder, Semivanilla, Survival, upcoming launch, Vanilla, virtual community, Welcoming, world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Star Shards Collected:	271
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Nexus Survival Server Overview

Server Features
Version: Minecraft 1.21
Type: Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Community Events: Dragon Fight July 27th!

About Us: Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.

Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.

Join Us: Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Nexus Survival open?	Nexus Survival opens on July 20th, 2024.
What type of server is Nexus Survival?	Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.
Are there community events on Nexus Survival?	Yes, the server hosts events like the Dragon Fight on July 27th.

MineSituation Minecraft Server

advice, Bang, Caution, depression, Disc, Fever, Fine, go out, health, interesting situation, lone wanderer, mental health, Minecraft, MineSituation, mom, overdose, paracetamols, Recommendation, risky behavior, save me, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	10	Ores Mined:	5920
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only cure for a fever is building the most epic pixel art creations! Forget paracetamols, here we recommend building four-story tall statues of your favorite Minecraft mobs to cure any ailment. And if you’re feeling a bit down, why not join our server and let the explosive fun of TNT mining lift your spirits? Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on over and join us for some wild adventures and outrageous builds – just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions along the way! And remember, lone_wanderer37 is waiting to guide you through the madness.