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”TF2Craft Server”

Community, competitive, discussion, Feedback, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, map ranking, multiplayer, new maps, online gaming, reviews, Server, Shooter, Steam, strategy, team fortress 2, tf2, TF2Craft, Updates, valve, video games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old maps where you can predict every block and mob? Well, look no further because our server has the most mind-blowing, unpredictable maps you’ve ever seen! We’ve got floating islands made entirely of cake, underwater cities filled with talking dolphins, and even a secret dimension where everything is made of rainbow-colored cheese! You’ll never get bored exploring our crazy, wacky worlds.

But that’s not all – we also have a ranking system for our maps that will blow your mind! You can compete against other players to see who can conquer the most ridiculous challenges, like riding a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT, or building a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious maps you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MineCraft Polska Server

demokracja, dyktatura, EDYCJA, historia, komunizm, LÍDER, Minecraft, opozycja, partia, polityk, polityka, polska, Polska Ludowa, Propaganda, przeszłość, PZPR, rewolucja, rząd, sekretarz, Server, socjalizm, wybory

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dimension Hops:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you get to be the secretary of the PZPR (Polish United Workers’ Party)! That’s right, you’ll be making all the important decisions and leading your comrades to victory in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles against capitalist pigs and imperialist dogs, as we strive to build a socialist utopia in the pixelated realm. But beware, there are spies and traitors among us, so keep your wits about you and trust no one!

So come on, comrade, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets from the Cold War era while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the revolution begin!

DadSaysNoToDinner

Birthday, birthday celebration, blended family, Body Worlds exhibit, celebration, college transition, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadSaysNoToDinner, Disappointment, experiences, family, father daughter relationship, long-distance relationship, Memories, quality time, Rainforest Cafe, stepfamily, vacation

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3591
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad drama? Look no further! Our server is like a rainforest cafe for your soul, with surprises around every corner.

Join us for epic adventures and unforgettable memories, unlike the lame Walmart cake your dad is offering. Our Body Worlds exhibit is out of this world, and our $20 tickets are a steal compared to the emotional toll of family drama.

Forget about brunch with your dad, come brunch with us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. And if your dad tries to ruin it, just build a virtual wall and block him out.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

amusing, Chuckle, Clever, Connection, CraftyLaughs, Creative, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet, JOKE, LAUGH, lol, Minecraft, name.., Network, Server, Technology, WiFi, wireless

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Have you ever seen a WIFI network name that made you spit out your drink from laughing so hard? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server and experiencing that level of hilarity 24/7! Our server is like a comedy club on steroids, with jokes flying left and right as you mine, build, and battle your way to victory. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to LOL your way to Minecraft greatness!

DreamJobCraft

career satisfaction, creativity, dream job, DreamJobCraft, following your heart, fulfillment, Happiness, love, no object, non-traditional job, Passion, personal fulfillment, pursuing dreams, Pursuing passion, pursuing your passion, Self-expression, unconventional career, unconventional choice, unconventional job, unconventional path, unique career

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams!

Imagine a world where you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional banana peeler, or even a professional cloud sculptor. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you embark on crazy adventures and meet wacky characters along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving or become the world’s first professional llama whisperer.

So what are you waiting for? Leave reality behind and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience like no other!

RussianFireCraft Server

artillery factory, Blaze, Damage, deep inside, Destruction, Disaster, emergency, Engulfs, explosion, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, flames, Industrial, Inferno, investigation, recovery efforts, russia, RussianFireCraft, safety precautions, Server, smoke

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this: there’s this crazy Minecraft server where you can build your own artillery factory deep inside Russia. But get this, there’s a twist – there’s FIRE everywhere! Like, the whole place is engulfed in flames, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Join this server if you wanna feel the heat and challenge yourself to survive in the midst of chaos. Build your factory, dodge the flames, and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate artillery master. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna say they survived a fire in Russia while playing Minecraft? It’s like, the ultimate bragging rights.

So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery artillery factory deep inside Russia. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right? Let’s do this! 🔥🔥🔥

Zelenskyy’s Weaponized Peace

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, effective weapons, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, political rhetoric, president, restrictions, russia, Statement, Ukraine, War, Weaponized, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? but then, out of nowhere, a wild zelenskyy appears and starts spouting off about using weapons and seeking peace. like, what even is happening, bro?

but here’s the deal: on our server, we have NO restrictions on using weapons. that’s right, you can go full-on Rambo mode and blow stuff up to your heart’s content. and get this, the more chaos you cause, the more likely russia will seek peace. it’s like reverse psychology but with explosions.

so, if you wanna join a server where you can unleash your inner warrior and maybe even bring about world peace through sheer destruction, then this is the place for you. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s blow stuff up and make zelenskyy proud!

BelievableBlocks

BELIEF, BelievableBlocks, cognitive bias, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, dog-whistles, Gaslighting, ideological, indoctrination, Manipulation, mind control, Misinformation, Persuasion, persuasion tactics, Politics, Propaganda, Psychology, rhetoric, skepticism, social influence

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Farms Harvested:	926	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club for all your blocky dance needs.

but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. need diamonds? poof, they’re yours! want to ride a dragon? no problem, just ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken? yea, that’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. it’s like a minecraft player’s dream come true!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Townthrive: Where even the creepers are involved in geopolitics! 1.20+ Java/Bedrock server with Earth Map, Towny, and Movecraft!

[core protect], bedrock, Council, CREEPERS, Discord, Earth, Earth Map, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Griefers, HACKING, Involved, java, Javabedrock, Map, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, smp, TownThrive, Towny, Vanilla, War, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	77	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

TownThrive Minecraft Server

Discord: https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV

Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project with a focus on geopolitics and diplomacy. Join our community and enjoy a server with light rules but a vibrant playerbase.

Version: 1.20+ for Java and Bedrock

Features

Core Protect	Hacking and griefers are handled efficiently with this plugin
Towny	Create nations and towns in this Geopol server
Movecraft	Build trains, planes, cars, etc with this vanilla plugin
No chat report	Communicate hassle-free with other players
Responsible staff	Our council ensures a fair and enjoyable experience
No Pay to Win	Donations only provide access to for-fun features
Voice chat	Optional proximity voice chat for interactive gameplay

Join the discord to get whitelisted and start your adventure on TownThrive!

FAQ

1. How do I join TownThrive?

Join our Discord server and get whitelisted to start playing on TownThrive.

2. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and Wars are allowed on TownThrive to create an interesting environment.

3. How many players are typically online?

We have an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players online at any given time.

4. Are there specific rules on the server?

We have light rules on TownThrive, focusing on creating an enjoyable and fair gameplay experience for all players.

PortCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crimea, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, invasion consequences, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, nato, political analysis, Politics, PORT, PortCraft, russia, Server, strategy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can conquer new territories and make questionable political decisions? Look no further! Join our server and invade Ukraine for a chance to secure a port in Crimea and stop NATO expansion. But be warned, you might end up with no port and even more NATO presence in the region. Don’t worry though, our players in /pol/ think you’re totally winning. So come join us for some hilarious geopolitical mishaps and chaotic fun!