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PixelFamily Minecraft Server

Communication, current girlfriend, DAUGHTER, Display, ex wife, exclusion, family photo, Happy, House, judgment, living together, long distance, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelFamily, relationship, Server, Siblings, Son, UNFAIR, Wedding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Farms Harvested:	385	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ores Mined:	8204
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	563
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Crops Grown:	3980

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Villages Defended:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

animated, Captain Caveman, cartoon character, caveman, CaveManNoPantsMC, childhood cartoon, childhood favorite, childhood hero, childhood memories, childhood show, childhood television, clothing, funny, für, hairy, hairy body, Mystery, naked, nostalgic, speculation, suspicion

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	New Chunks Explored:	368586
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	192	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

bonds, BrosBeforeBlocks, brotherhood, Buddies, childhood memories, close friends, Companionship, Connection, emotional, friendship, longing, Memories, Minecraft, missing friends, Nostalgia, old times, PALS, Reminiscing, smp, social media, streamable, Video, yearning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

accommodation deposit, college expenses, control, family dynamics, finances, financial assistance, financial contribution, financial struggle, injury, Minecraft, moms, MONEY, money management, Moves, Parent-child relationship, pride, rental discount, Retirement, Scammed, Server, student grant, Trust, university expenses

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!