Zion MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Zion Williamson Out For A Month And Won’t Return Again In 2024 Minecraft SMP

career ending, Young Talent, sports, setback, Zion Williamson

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the biggest bust in NBA history! Join us as we build a giant statue of a basketball player who never lived up to the hype, complete with a constantly deflating basketball court.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “worst player of the game” challenge, where the loser has to wear a ridiculous basketball costume for the rest of the day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dungeon where we keep all the failed NBA draft picks locked away, just waiting to be freed and redeemed in pixelated glory.

So come join us on our wacky journey through the world of basketball and Minecraft, where the only thing bigger than our dreams is our sense of humor!

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Crafty Zion Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Jewish Rabbi Scheckelberg-Goldstein, historical hoaxes, fake news, anti-Jewish sentiment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because we have Jewish Rabbi Scheckelberg-Goldstein himself on our server, spilling all the tea about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, secret societies, and diamond mining. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s disappearance. Don’t miss out on all the drama and chaos, join now for a server experience like no other!

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– “Holy Creepers” – “Blocky Temple” – “Redstone Crusade” – “Creeper’s Holy Land” – “Piggy Pilgrimage” – “Diamonds of Zion” – “Holy Waterfalls” – “Jerusalem Crafted”

pilgrimage, MIDDLE EAST, Temple, Peace, Unity

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever experience – JERUSALEM!

Join us on a wild adventure through the Holy Land, where you can battle creepers in the Wailing Wall, mine for diamonds in the Dead Sea, and build your own epic temple in the heart of the city!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden in the Garden of Gethsemane that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join JERUSALEM now for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Crafty Zion: Where Israeli Retaliation Could Occur Later Tonight…in Minecraft!

iran, occur, Ally, strike, MIDDLE EAST

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that’s more explosive than an Israeli retaliation strike! We promise not to participate in any sort of strikes against your creations, but we will defend your builds against any creepers that decide to retaliate. So come on in and build your own world, because in our server, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from your TNT cannons!

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ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

expat community., immigration, Join, south america, Citizens

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

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Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

koikatsu cards, Viewers, lig, Shill, Vip

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

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CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!

controller design, xbox controller, CraftyControllerCraft, video games, gaming accessories

Are you tired of dealing with crappy controllers on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have controllers that will blow your mind! Our PlayStation controller has a battery life that lasts longer than a diamond pickaxe, our Xbox controller uses AA batteries that are actually made of enchanted diamonds, and our Switch Pro Controller has a D pad so precise, you’ll be able to build a pixel-perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower!

Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!

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Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

Missouri, Alabama, tennessee, violence, Safer

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

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CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

mentally stable, madness, sub8 woman, inferior version, ugly women

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

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EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

Vulnerability, housing assistance, Eviction, EvictionCraft, stress

Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

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