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Crafty Bushnell’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!

So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Animals Bred:	75
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Votes:	5395
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world political drama? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual war zone, with players constantly battling it out for power and control. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing betrayals. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in this virtual world of chaos and mayhem? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat environment!

FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Votes:	3789	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Friday Night Funkin’ madness and chaos.

Fight Da Powah Edition is in full swing, with Erect Mode song teasers that will blow your mind. Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog posts and get ready to jam out to some funky beats.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! It’s a crossover extravaganza that will leave you speechless.

Join our modding community and create your own funky creations. Need help? We’ve got resources and a mod wiki to guide you on your journey to funky greatness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, funky warriors!

The Endermen’s Fashion Show

Endermens, fashion, Show

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone wears black! That’s right, from head to toe, you’ll be rocking that edgy, mysterious look that will make you stand out from the rest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your black-clad comrades facing off against a horde of rainbow-colored warriors. It’s like a goth vs. unicorn showdown, and trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a group of players have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty block. Yes, you heard that right. The almighty block. Who knows what kind of crazy rituals and sacrifices go on down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the masses wearing black. It’s a dark and twisted adventure that you won’t soon forget.

White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!

assimilation, census, Craft, cultural shift, demographics, Diversity, ethnic composition, ethnicity, Future, Globalization, immigration, integration, Japan, majority, Minecraft, Minority, Multiculturalism, ninja, Population, prediction, racial makeup, societal change, society, White, white majority

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crops Grown:	9604
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us on a wild adventure where Japan is magically transformed into a majority white population by the year 2050 – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like ninja pandas and samurai unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And don’t even get us started on the rare loot you can find, like enchanted sushi swords and kimono armor that gives you the power to summon a giant Godzilla to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Emeralds Found:	3925	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of mainstream vtubers with millions of viewers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite group of viewers who appreciate the hidden gems of the indie vtuber world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to discuss and share indie vtubers who have a minimum of 500 viewers, because we only cater to the VIPs of the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Our server is like a virtual red carpet for the underdogs of the streaming world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground society of ducks who are secretly running the show. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest, most exclusive indie vtuber community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big thing before they hit the mainstream!

VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames

#videogames, controversial opinions, entertainment industry, Gaming Community, gaming community debates, gaming content, internet culture, making youtube reviews, not about videogames, online discussions., ourguy, Thinks, Threads, v threads, video game analysis, video game content, video game controversies, Video game culture, video game reviews, VidyaCraft, works on

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Crops Grown:	9481	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show! Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and non-stop laughter. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who needs boring old video game discussions when you can be a part of something truly epic like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!

Abuse, Adventures, aggression, assault, atrocities, brutality, comrades, Crafty, dehumanization., Epic, gay sex, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inhumanity, international law, Misogyny, Obsession, PoWs, rape, russians, sexual violence, TEAM, toxic masculinity, Trauma, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of our Russian players who are obsessed with…wait for it…raping and gay sex! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and they’re just really passionate about their Minecraft roleplay.

Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between Russian players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will they conquer the land with their questionable tactics, or will they be thwarted by their equally outrageous opponents?

So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness – join our server today!

Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Towns Built:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve combined the epicness of Dragon’s Dogma with the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pawns, skills, and augments like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave Minecraft player stumbled upon a mysterious portal that transported them to a realm where dragons roamed free and pawns were at their beck and call. They embarked on a quest to defeat the mighty dragon, armed with nothing but their trusty pickaxe and a team of loyal pawns by their side. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels, using your Dragon’s Dogma skills to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of PvP champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends!

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s hair dye choices? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to dye your hair blonde too (or at least dye your sheep’s wool)! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend with big tits who’s into Minecraft too. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky and end up in a steamy love story like the one I just described. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (just maybe keep the details to yourself)!