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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2558 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 4185 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!