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Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Farms Harvested:	896	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	923	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Animals Bred:	151	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Void Gems Collected:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Void Armor Forged:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ores Mined:	2316
Potions Brewed:	32	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4621	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Animals Bred:	59
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ores Mined:	3923
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2517	Runes Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!