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  • LeakyBlackMythReviewsMC-SMP

    LeakyBlackMythReviewsMC-SMP
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1122
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Emeralds Found: 8409
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the main story is a whopping 25 hours long – that’s longer than it takes for a creeper to explode in your face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have over 50 transformations that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. And if you think the game gets boring without these transformations, just wait until you see our small skill tree – it’s so small, it makes a baby chicken look like a giant!

    Our game may stutter a bit, but that just adds to the challenge – it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode! And don’t even get me started on our cinematics – they’re so good, you’ll be scratching your head trying to follow along like a confused villager.

    And if you’re a souls fan, you’ll find our game a walk in the park – literally, because we have a beautiful park in our server that you can stroll through while admiring the stunning graphics. One reviewer even said our game plays more like Devil May Cry, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a game that’s good enough to run for Game of the Year – one reviewer even gave it an 8.5/10, which is higher than the number of diamonds you’ll find in a mineshaft!

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  • MIL Cleanup Crew Minecraft Server

    MIL Cleanup Crew Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 143
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Farms Harvested: 761
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Votes: 8290
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wiping someone’s ass for them? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

    So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.

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  • BrothersNotInvitedLOL

    BrothersNotInvitedLOL
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 2545
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106 New Chunks Explored: 153415
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Emeralds Found: 5634
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own family tree without any uninvited guests! No more walking on eggshells or dealing with brothers who don’t see you as family. Build your own supportive community and leave the drama behind. Plus, our virtual weddings are drama-free and always full of love and support. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

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  • AttractiveCraft SMP

    AttractiveCraft SMP
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 5436
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Gods Slained: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.

    But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.

    So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.

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  • CraftyMysteryLand

    CraftyMysteryLand
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 1259
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8950 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 77 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Votes: 8622
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Alien Abductions: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying llamas, exploding sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself what all the buzz is about!

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  • BlockCraft HQ Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft HQ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 1677
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Potions Brewed: 113 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Ores Mined: 6405 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs! That’s right, these magical pigs will swoop in and save the day, all while wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick them into oblivion, all while looking fabulous in their diamond armor.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret base for Hezbollah! That’s right, you’ll be building alongside some of the most powerful militants in the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rocket launcher into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

    KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 4242
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Runes Activated: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

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  • YoloCraft – Forever Young

    YoloCraft – Forever Young
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 3372
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 New Chunks Explored: 78282
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

    like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

    we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

    plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

    so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

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  • MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

    MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 7035
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9387 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

    DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

    JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

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  • Space Monkeys

    Space Monkeys
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 2050
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 291
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

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